i spent the last 10 mins staring at pictures of milk-engorged breasts (feeling poorly about my lack-thereofs). i think this should score me some points at least right, you know how i totally dont fancy seeing weird shaped boobies.
in light of my effort in reading up,
i promise i wont feel the need to share with you the tips and advice i have read in this due course unless you ask me.
i promise to give your nice mammary glands a good rub (see guide pictures) without a snigger and without calling them udders.
i promise i wont squirm or make bad titty jokes.
i will be pleasant and your willing helper, i’ll fetch you your raspberry leaves tea, and a cushion for your back. you wont have to worry about me eating your confinement food because i hate the stuff anyway.
i promise to bathe and brush my teeth, tie up my hair all tight before i go over, and i promise i wont even touch the puppies from the point i leave the bathroom so i’d still be super clean by the time i get there.
i promise i will leave without as much as a pout when you need your space.
IF YOU’LL JUST LET ME GO AND CUDDLE MY NEPHEW!!!
please please please? *flutters eyelids*
i’ll throw in a nice pure aloe-vera facial and a love-love (trailing fingertips type that you like) massage ok?
GIMME VISITATIONS PRIVILEGES!!!