introducing the pina colada
(its not on a boat out at sea, but at least its something.)
a new friend, :) cracks me up and kills my witty come-backs.
hilarious when sober, even more so with alcohol inside him.
seen and heard:
“dude, on a scale of one to ten, that’s like a minus five”
“yeaaa we’re sex partners” *cue waiter’s horrified face”
“we’re weren’t doing anything, we were just sleeping together”
“show me laaa”